Dr. Quackenstein’s famous pharmaceutical factory has been dormant for two years, ever since the mysterious and eccentric physician disappeared amidst an unexpected volcanic eruption. On the eve of its demolition, new kid in town Zach Connors stays overnight in the factory on a dare and discovers a nondescript navy blue duffel bag full of the rumored “Zany Brainies”, special rainbow colored pills with magical powers unapproved by the FDA. Now Zach has one night to sell an entire duffel bag full of pills, including the duffel bag itself, to save the factory. But evil Mr. Caruthers, big pharma’s chief lobbyist, has his own plan…