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26th April 2012

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Love hurts. But not as much as getting your nipples ripped off by members of a maniacal cult that believe lactating nipples hold the key to immortality. Ex-cop Rod Branson comes home to find his beloved wife, and mother of his extremely thirsty septuplets, dead, sans nipples. He has 12 hours to find the leader of the Areolytes and avenge his wife. Until then, Daddy’s nips will do.

Love hurts. But not as much as getting your nipples ripped off by members of a maniacal cult that believe lactating nipples hold the key to immortality. Ex-cop Rod Branson comes home to find his beloved wife, and mother of his extremely thirsty septuplets, dead, sans nipples. He has 12 hours to find the leader of the Areolytes and avenge his wife. Until then, Daddy’s nips will do.